3 wierd things in life right now

1. oil based paint smells better than phosphoric acid
2. they are now using kids for political telephone ads
3. my microwave is on speednuke, It took about 10 seconds to go from the start (2mins, 30 sec) to check( 1 min, 15 sec) and the food was still cold

So im using the toaster oven until i figure out what is wrong. (too late, i already fixed it)

After many hours of fiddling with the keypad (actually all of four seconds) I unplugged it and plugged it back in, set the time and it seems to be working normally now.