breath

You know you’ve got bad breath when

The cat leaves the room in haste even after you have eaten a breath mint.
Your wife passes out when you kiss her after you get home from work.
You can kill all of the little black birds that congregate on power lines just by yawning. You can knock out squirrels from the other end of your deck (15 +/- feet)
No dentist will see you
Your doctor has to wear a gas mask

Artificial copyright? by me
Inspired while brushing teeth