global warming

Global Warming is not happening!
The polar ice caps are not melting!
Evolution does not work!
The schools should teach both sides of the creation issue and let the students decide which one they want to study.
The schools should not teach evolution as a fact.


By the way the earth was created by God

the seasons

It is weird how all the stores are a season ahead of the current season, like they have the christmas stuff out, and it's halloween, or it's March and the stores are bringing out the swimsuits. I don't get it.

how to prepare a turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

Houttuynia cordata

Houttuynia cordata- Chameleon

The Chameleon plant is a fast growing ground cover, it stinks when you touch the leaves.
What ever plants you buy don't buy Houttuynia cordata, why because you can't kill it. I have tried using Roundup, bleach, and just pulling up the leaves. None of that works. The only way to kill the plant is to use liquid nitrogen. I haven't tried that but it will work. One more thing the plants die off when it gets cold.